I like sweaters. Sue me.

I have a pretty decent sense of humor, and I'm probably one of the most politically incorrect people you'll meet. Eh.

So cool, guys want to date me and girls want to be me - or secretly wish that I would fall off of the face of the earth; either way, I'm cool beans.

Yes, I'm in a sorority. Yes, I have my nose pierced. Yes, I enjoy having fun and waxing philosophical and/or nostalgic. No, I am NOT a slut (some jerk actually asked me if I was BECAUSE my nose was pierced! Isn't that stupid?). Thanks.

Honestly, I'm REALLY nice!!! Nicer than a lot of people think! :) And I'm almost always happy!

*~*Celi's Dirty Secrets*~*

*I'm a Renaissance woman: music, art, and words are my life!

*I can be a tad bit judgemental. Sorry...

*I don't know if this will come as a shock to you, but I'm not like other sorority girls...GASP! I'm still pretty cool though, albeit a smidge punky and quirky.

*I can't stand it when people cannot speak or write properly. And don't get me started on spelling and grammar. I might gouge my eyes out if I see the word "loose" used in the wrong context one more time...

*I carry myself as a lady to the best of my ability in every waking moment of my life.

*I LOVE singing and wish I could do it more often...

*I try and make it a point to represent everything a SORORITY WOMAN should be. Those other girls need a reality check: hazing, drinking, eating disorders, academic dishonesty, etc., does not a woman make. Don't believe the hype, though: they're few and far between, and it only takes a few dumb snobs to screw it up for the rest of us...

*I still love NSYNC, even though I'm pretty sure I don't want to marry Joey anymore. Alright, fine. Sometimes I do.

*I think class clowns are insanely hot. And most nerds (The key word being "most.").

*I think there's nothing wrong with being mainstream, and wish more artists had the chance to make it big.

*I love my letters. Besides, I'm faithful to Sigma Sigma Sigma until the day I die. Everyone knows that.

*I believe all things come in threes.

*My guilty pleasures include MTV and pop music. Yes, pop. Even though I'll love punk until the day I die...

*I try to find the good in everything. Until I'm proven wrong: then you're screwed.

*I still can't tell left from right all the time, and have to use the hand trick where you make Ls with your thumb and index fingers.

*...I'm pretty positive I'm still in my awkward teen phase, even though I've just turned 21. Isn't it funny how people don't figure out who they are for decades?

*I can probably kick your ass in Jeopardy!, Trivial Pursuit, and Wheel of Fortune. Please don't take my handing you your ass as an insult. It's just how it is.

*Every time I see another player sold from the Marlins, I cry. No joke, there are tears.

*Despite my ego, I am the most sensitive person you will meet. It's the Piscean in me.

*I am convinced that "Crash Into Me" by Dave Matthews Band is the sexiest song ever written...

Stimulating conversation, intelligence, humor, acting silly and falling in love with my Philip, people with good taste, figuring out what ridiculous things I'll try to do next with Ana Banana, good music and movies, sports, Guitar Hero, The Bump, making fires with Shmalex and Shmalex^2 in her backyard, singing and driving in my car, riding in the car with Biffles and getting into even more ridiculous situations, making lifelong memories with my ridiculously amazing sisters, current events, culture, and books. That's good for now, cause there's so much more...

Fall Out Boy, Incubus, The Vandals, Tenacious D, Weezer, Gym Class Heroes, Foo Fighters, Queens of the Stone Age, Eagles of Death Metal, Ozma, Paramore, NSYNC (throwback, lol), Coheed and Cambria, Reel Big Fish, and too many others...I love musicals and awesomely bad 80s tunes. Good rap, hip-hop and R&B are wonderful, and I've been know to jam. :)

Too many, but some include Chicago, Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny, Dirty Dancing, Saved!, anything by Mel Brooks or starring John Cusack, Garden State, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Napoleon Dynamite, and COUNTLESS others...

Sportscenter!, Grey's Anatomy, Heroes, Ugly Betty, Nip/Tuck, Desperate Housewives, The West Wing, anything on Comedy Central, Real Time with Bill Maher (something about him is really sexy, even though he's as old as my mom...), half of the other shows on HBO (Oz and Six Feet Under are my faves!), and all of those random VH1 pop culture commentary shows. I have an affliction for reality TV - I know, it's really my mom's fault. Oh yeah, and CNN. Because Anderson Cooper pwns. Yes, he's so good he deserves a p....I watch so much more TV now that I've got a TiVo. Man.

Harry Potter, His Dark Materials, Angels and Demons, LAMB: The Gospel According to Jesus' Best Childhood Friend, Biff, anything by Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez (she has this book, Make Him Look Good, with a character that I swear Patrick Stump is perfect to play in a film adaptation...), Good In Bed, Sound and the Fury, The Sun Also Rises, Anna Karenina, Pride and Prejudice and tons more...